By Mike Ladzinski
A Student’s guide to writing essays like a pro! ๐:)๐
With Midterms and Finals weighing down on the minds
of students, it’s important to have your thoughts in order.
So here are some tips that work like a charm for essays.
Step 1: Try to get familiar with the thing you are writing about
Step 2: Understand the assignment so you can plan what to write
Step 3: Find somewhere comfortable to write, more comfort = more focus
Step 4: Start with a funny or interesting hook to set it up
Step 5: Start setting up the questions the essay is about
Step 6: Expand on the questions being asked and introduce your points
Step 7: Now start writing the first body paragraph
Step 8: write the first body paragraph
Step 9: write the first body paragraph
Step 10: write the first body paragraph
Step 10: just write the paragraph
Stepp 10: just write it
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Step 89: Hydration checkpoint

Step 293- Wait a minute
Step 294- Connect the thought you just had to work
Step 295- Link two of your writing points with the argument
Step 296- Wow this looks passable, sprinkle some fancy words.
Step 297- Alright, conclusion paragraph.
Step 298- Funny closer comment and . . . . all done.
All according to plan ๐
Michael Ladzinski is a student at LaGuardia Community College.

